Why am I here?

To be honest when you wake up in Paradise, walk out on the the patio, feel the 80% heat and see the palm trees you do not ask your self. Why am I here?

You ask yourself;

1. Where is the nearest Starbucks?
2. Can I go dressed like this ?

But in answer to the question.

1. My friend Richard bought an apartment in South Beach last summer. Actually I was with him at the time and I helped him choose it.

2. He said I could stay here anytime I liked
3. I believed him
4. My contract at work finished and so I am, depending on how you look at it.
A) Unemployed and in no position to be taking holidays
B) As free as a bird
5. I bought a ticket for £613 which was a pretty good price given the upcoming Easter Holiday, Passover and Spring Break rush
6. I do what I want and I want what I have