Suspicious Minds

In the morning back home in London I make my coffee, actually I have a stove top pot that I prepare the night before. When my alarm goes off I press 'snooze' stagger blindly into the kitchen with sleep mask (very Bet Davies) pulled halfway across face (very Jack Sparrow) and turn on the ring. I then return to bed, pass out and by the time the 'snooze' goes off the coffee is ready and I can get started on my day.

One of the first things I do when the coffee kicks in is check my horoscope on the site that I have listed on my blog roll to the right. This is a great site actually but I like to cross reference it against about 4 other sites to be on the safe side.
http://www.jpastrology.co.uk/    http://www.cainer.com/    http://www.astrolutely.com/  http://www.freewillastrology.com/

I have listed them here incase you want to join me in this neurosis. I am particulary diligent about checking the sites on Fridays when the Love  horoscope is published and Mondays when the weekly charts are published, I am in quite a checking frenzy at the beginning of each month.

I also check the scopes of my friends to see if they are likely to blind side me with any of their nonsense. If I have had sex with you or even given it serious consideration I have checked your horoscope and run various compatabilty checks. Obviously those of you familiar with my track record know that I then totally disregard the warnings and carry on regardless.

Anyway the point (and Yes I do have one ) is that in Miami I don't check my horoscopes (much) because of two things, firstly I know whats going to happen and secondly I don't care. Today I am going to attempt an Angelic meditation process, go to Wholefoods, walk on the beach, have a look in the bookshop and attend an AA meeting.