Anything Goes

When I was a tour guide at Highgate Cemetery they told us that IHS an insignia that appears on tombstones means Jesus Hominum Salvatore (Jesus Savour (of) Man) or I Have Suffered. They never could explain why Jesus began with and I and not a J but as I am sure you know its pointless arguing with religious people. Here we see the rainbow flag that symbolises the start of the Miami Beach gay section. On top is a crow, it was yelling its head off. Of course when I tried to take it's picture it cleared off like all wildlife do when they see a camera.

I Am Going Green

Used up the last of my Clarins today. Tomorrow I am trying out a Green People suntan lotion so lets see how that goes. Richard was saying we should have a 'tanometer' that measures our tanning progress like the 'clapometer' from Opportunity (Melanoma) Knocks.

Overcast

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky - Anais Nin 

Infidele

After just 2 afternoons my tan is well underway. Although I was the colour of a milkmaid when I got on the plane - normal service will soon be resumed. The nail varnish is by Chanel and called Infidele - I chose it for the name of course.

Promises Promises

The dreadful weather we were promised did not arrive yet. It can change quickly though as clouds blow in across the ocean pretty quickly. Unlike in London they also blow over equally fast. Either way my work on the beach is done for the day. Let it pour.

Lies

Weather for Miami, FL

84°F | °C

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Scattered Clouds

Wind: SE at 13 mph

Humidity: 55%

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This is what the forecast for today is saying - very odd. I am changing into my bikini and heading out the beach. I shan't be taking an umbrella.

White Light White Heat

It is incredibly hot here at 11.30 am it is already 81 degrees. I am aware that most of my friends are in the UK which is depressingly cold so I am not complaining except that I am nearly passing out with heat stroke waiting for the cross signs to change.